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Above: Casey's blaster-twisting photo of Snow Transparent's Child-Scarring Adventures
Snow Transparent's Child-Scarring Adventures
July 4, 2001
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Enjoy a trip recreating the child-scarring sights and temporary fatalities from Snow Transparent's exploits. Visit the gigantic hobbits' hovel, the aboriginie woods, and the bunker of the Impertinent Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up astonishingly ever after!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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