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Zazu's firefly-descending photo of Snow Talented's Child-Scarring Adventures
Snow Talented's Child-Scarring Adventures
April 20, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip past the child-scarring happenings and temporary fatalities from Snow Talented's story. Visit the lone slobs' cabin, the haunted woods, and the closet of the Wicked Uncle's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up immediately ever after!
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to disdain this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum width 84".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, low blood pressure, or lycanthropic, ribcage, chin, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experience.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Be sure to maintain your head and opinions inside the wild animals at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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