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The Snow Surreal's Frightening Adventures attraction as seen from the top of a river
Snow Surreal's Frightening Adventures
March 28, 1974
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Enjoy a trip into the frightening happenings and skeletons from Snow Surreal's adventures. Enter the gross of dwarfs' hovel, the haunted mountains, and the shed of the Wicked Private's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up happily ever after!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as tall as your pearl to not be scarred for life.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable chattiness or lung, nasal, skin, hair, fingernail, or attention-span complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to buy special specticles.
- This attraction is the object of protests more than any other attraction in Disney Land Adventure.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Surreal's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disenheartening the images of death could be to evil queens, it was renamed Snow Surreal's Frightening Adventures.
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