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At right: The Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, nastily considered to be the worst comedic attraction at Disneyland
Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures
October 6, 1991
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Enjoy a trip immersed in the child-scarring visuals and chills from Snow Shady's adventures. Enter the seven zombies' cave, the haunted mountains, and the shed of the Narcissistic Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up almost ever after!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too boring for children.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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