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The Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, September 3, 2009, 4:48 p.m.
Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures
June 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip past the child-scarring happenings and temporary fatalities from Snow Shady's adventures. Visit the gross of hobbits' hovel, the haunted plaines, and the book depository of the Wicked Lady's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up ostentatiously ever after!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 22".
- For your health, you should be free from low blood pressure or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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