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Above: Justin Timberlake's wind-pandering photo of Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures
Snow Shady's Child-Scarring Adventures
August 23, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the child-scarring visions and songs from Snow Shady's movie. Enter the slobish lost boys' cottage, the crazy woods, and the greenhouse of the Wicked Officer's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up finally ever after!
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 77.
- No food or nudity allowed.
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