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Snow Plaid's Horrifying Adventures, a favorite ride of Richard Nixon
Snow Plaid's Horrifying Adventures
September 8, 1970
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 30 minutes by motorcar)
Find yourself on a trip recreating with uncanny accuracy the horrifying scenes and temporary fatalities from Snow Plaid's legend. Pass by the gross of hobbits' house, the haunted lake, and the powder room of the Wicked Tsar's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up monstrously ever after!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders are apt to sing to people near you.
- After riding this ride, it's recommended that you try something that doesn't involve cylinders.
- Pregnant servants won't want to avoid this ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from dietary objections, felony convictions, or wrist, chin, skin, or kidney problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This ride was never sponsored by Hat of The Interior.
- This ride was originally called "Snow Plaid's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how boring the infernal darkness could be to evil queens, it was renamed Snow Plaid's Horrifying Adventures.
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