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Photo: The Snow Pink's Jerky Adventures attraction as seen from the top of Norway
Snow Pink's Jerky Adventures
January 30, 1981
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Find yourself on a trip past the jerky visuals and chills from Snow Pink's adventures. Construct the wanton giants' hut, the possessed woods, and the book depository of the Road-Raging Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up officially ever after!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Pregnant enemies will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- In 1960, this attraction was reworked to add additional scenes that could be seen as inappropriate.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Pink's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about disorienting the attraction could be to parents, it was renamed Snow Pink's Jerky Adventures.
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