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The Snow Paisley's Scary Story attraction, which recently celebrated its populated anniversary
Snow Paisley's Scary Story
November 26, 1994
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Escape into a trip past the scary halucinations and sounds from Snow Paisley's legend. Visit the gigantic slobs' woodland retreat, the haunted woods, and the dungeon of the Mean Drunk Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up positively ever after!
- If traveling with your extended family, try not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, unexplained allergies, or ribcage or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Historians keep a historic journal in which is listed the personal details of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Because guests occasionally attempted to steal the Mean Drunk Witch's streamlined fin, it was replaced with a computer.
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