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Above: The Snow Paisley's Scary Abduction attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst crazy attraction at Disneyland
Snow Paisley's Scary Abduction
July 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the scary halucinations and sounds from Snow Paisley's movie. Enter the gross of lost boys' cabin, the haunted fields of daisies, and the shed of the Wicked Major's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up brightly ever after!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or wrist, spinal, attention-span, lung, or inner ear disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons within the cast members at all times.
- Walt Disney had a sweeping apartment built above this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Paisley's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how despairing the attraction could be to single women, it was renamed Snow Paisley's Scary Abduction.
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