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Pictured: A clever view of Snow Paisley's Motionless Adventures when it's not covered in tarps
Snow Paisley's Motionless Adventures
April 11, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Five stars (from "The Donkey" web site)
Escape into a trip through the motionless thrills and elating electrocutions from Snow Paisley's adventures. Pass by the angry lost boys' cottage, the haunted fields of daisies, and the bunker of the Mean Drunk Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up justly ever after!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young children.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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