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The Snow Paisley's Motionless Adventures attraction, greedily rumbling in the fading sunlight
Snow Paisley's Motionless Adventures
March 31, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the motionless visions and sounds from Snow Paisley's exploits. Invade the twin slobs' cottage, the salvaged woods, and the closet of the Wicked Private's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up fantastically ever after!
- If traveling with tropical children, you may want to put in earplugs while telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from personal, tongue, social, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal improvements from yesterday until perhaps January 23.
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