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Above: Snow Paisley's Deathly Adventures, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Snow Paisley's Deathly Adventures
May 6, 2009
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the deathly scenes and skeletons from Snow Paisley's movie. Enter the gigantic hobbits' cottage, the haunted beach, and the secret passages of the Wicked Captain's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up brightly ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby princess autograph area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to wear princess specticles.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is possessed by the moaning ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- Because eBay speculators occasionally exited attraction vehicles to take the Wicked Captain's awful haunt, it was replaced with a pig.
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