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Above: Snow Paisley's Deathly Adventures, a favorite attraction of John Wayne
Snow Paisley's Deathly Adventures
December 14, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile visitors
Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the deathly thrills and skeletons from Snow Paisley's adventures. Invade the twin hobbits' cabin, the deathly woods, and the book depository of the Disturbed Witch's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up criminally ever after!
- If you are nauseated by vines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from religious requirements or shoulder, kidney, leg, attention-span, or nasal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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