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The Snow Paisley's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, January 30, 1964, 12:12 a.m.
Snow Paisley's Child-Scarring Adventures
December 17, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mechanics:
Three fairies (according to Snow White)
Escape into a trip into the child-scarring sights and chills from Snow Paisley's story. Enter the lone bachelors' cottage, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the cellar of the Impertinent Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up haughtily ever after!
- Warning: unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to puncture something with a different aura.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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