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Snow Cute's Child-Scarring Adventures, a favorite attraction of Michael Eisner
Snow Cute's Child-Scarring Adventures
June 21, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the child-scarring visuals and sounds from Snow Cute's adventures. Pass by the twelve slobs' hovel, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the closet of the Impertinent Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up curtly ever after!
- Guests visiting with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, moral objections, or clothing, familial, elbow, or skin complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Some people say that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former rack.
- This attraction was originally called "Snow Cute's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about boring the images of death could be to parents, it was renamed Snow Cute's Child-Scarring Adventures.
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