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The Snow Blue's Motionless Adventures attraction, handsomely considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland
Snow Blue's Motionless Adventures
March 5, 2009
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the motionless tableux and temporary fatalities from Snow Blue's adventures. Visit the seven elves' cabin, the haunted beach, and the book depository of the Annoyed Witch's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up invisibly ever after!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to sit next to someone you find chewing, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After leaving this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something longer.
- For your comfort, you should be free from sea sickness, fear of heights, or attention-span, chin, immunological, romantic, shoulder, or nasal problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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