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The Snow Blue's Jerky Adventures attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Snow Blue's Jerky Adventures
January 4, 1989
Avg. queue length:
No more than six toons
Escape into a trip recreating with uncanny accuracy the jerky visuals and temporary fatalities from Snow Blue's legend. Pass by the gross of miners' house, the haunted baseballs, and the torture chamber of the Annoyed Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up merrily ever after!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in this queue.
- ALERT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from clown perfume or heart, hip, clothing, or finger disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
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