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Above: The Snow Black's Jerky Adventures attraction, June 8, 1967, 3:44 a.m.
Snow Black's Jerky Adventures
June 4, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip immersed in the jerky thrills and chills from Snow Black's adventures. Visit the eight elves' house, the possessed woods, and the closet of the Inconvenienced Queen's garden. But don't worry -- it will all end up terminally ever after!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, '80s haircuts, or lycanthropic, romantic, wrist, heart, spinal, or bowel issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- All of this attraction's characters are named after characters from Texas.
- Because mischief makers often attempted to steal the Inconvenienced Queen's frightful mustang, it was replaced with a painting.
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