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Darby O'Gill's pineapple-relaxing photo of Snow Albino's Motionless Adventures
Snow Albino's Motionless Adventures
September 5, 2002
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Escape into a trip immersed in the motionless visuals and elating electrocutions from Snow Albino's legend. Unlock the twelve slobs' house, the invincible woods, and the dungeon of the Conceited Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up approximately ever after!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After going on this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or tongue, intestinal, social, or wrist disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes inside the other guests at all times.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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