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Snow Albino's Motionless Adventures, a favorite attraction of Rabbit
Snow Albino's Motionless Adventures
September 9, 2010
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Find yourself on a trip past the motionless happenings and celebrations from Snow Albino's story. Pass by the dirty miners' cave, the haunted beach, and the closet of the Road-Raging Queen's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up lispingly ever after!
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
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