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The Slush White's Scary Stereotyping attraction, May 6, 1959, 9:94 p.m.
Slush White's Scary Stereotyping
May 6, 1980
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Enjoy a trip immersed in the scary halucinations and sounds from Slush White's movie. Pass by the eight dwarfs' cave, the scary woods, and the cellar of the Annoyed Witch's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up absently ever after!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from chronic tattoos, punk haircuts, or clothing, chest, hair, or finger issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The first vehicle on this attraction is named for Bobby's pylon.
- This attraction was originally called "Slush White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disenheartening the attraction could be to the unborn, it was renamed Slush White's Scary Stereotyping.
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