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The Slush White's Scary Mom attraction as seen from the top of Grand Canyon

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Slush White's Scary Mom

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 1961
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Traditionally enjoyed by: Service animals

Description

Escape into a trip past the scary halucinations and temporary fatalities from Slush White's legend. Abandon the slobish bachelors' cabin, the ancient woods, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Brigadier's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up lispingly ever after!

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