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The Slush White's Scary Dwarfs attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary

The Slush White's Scary Dwarfs attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary

Slush White's Scary Dwarfs

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1996
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes

Description

Find yourself on a trip simulating the scary thrills and temporary fatalities from Slush White's exploits. Enter the twelve elves' cave, the deathly woods, and the cellar of the Disturbed Witch's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up immensely ever after!

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