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Image: The Slush White's Motionless Adventures attraction as seen from the top of an estate
Slush White's Motionless Adventures
September 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the motionless thrills and songs from Slush White's adventures. Invade the stolen elves' hut, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the cellar of the Annoyed Witch's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up eventually ever after!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks won't want to ride.
- On its first year before closing permanently, the Slush White's Motionless Adventures immediately fell over.
- Because eBay speculators often attempted to grab the Annoyed Witch's majestic bulb, it was replaced with a banana.
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