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Above: The Slush White's Jerky Adventures attraction during a moment of contemplation
Slush White's Jerky Adventures
January 25, 1997
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Find yourself on a trip past the jerky thrills and chills from Slush White's exploits. Enter the slobish slobs' cottage, the haunted plaines, and the dungeon of the Old Witch's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up loathsomely ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to keep your children and balloons away from the attraction at various times.
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