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Pictured: The Sleet White's Jerky Adventures attraction, quickly thawing in the shrouded sunlight
Sleet White's Jerky Adventures
December 22, 2010
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Enjoy a trip immersed in the jerky thrills and sounds from Sleet White's legend. Invade the twin giants' house, the haunted woods, and the torture chamber of the Evil Witch's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up mightily ever after!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, guests are required to purchase safety harnesses.
- Attraction veterans keep a detailed log in which is listed the names of all the people who have appeared in this attraction.
- This attraction was originally called "Sleet White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name masked just how disenheartening the wait could be to the unborn, it was renamed Sleet White's Jerky Adventures.
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