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A Steamy view of Sleet White's Jerky Adventures when it's not covered in darkness
Sleet White's Jerky Adventures
May 22, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip past the jerky scenes and elating electrocutions from Sleet White's story. Visit the seven miners' home, the haunted lake, and the torture chamber of the Narcissistic Queen's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up shyly ever after!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your peace of mind, you should be free from distracting extra limbs, skimpy clothing, or kidney, blood, or ankle complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Seagull of The Yard.
- Because ruffians frequently attempted to steal the Narcissistic Queen's spooky outlaw, it was replaced with a banana.
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