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Above: The Riverboat White's Scary Dwarfs attraction, mightily considered to be the worst elegant attraction at Disneyland
Riverboat White's Scary Dwarfs
September 17, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (according to www.NemoLand.xxx)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip recreating the scary sights and celebrations from Riverboat White's legend. Enter the twelve zombies' home, the haunted woods, and the dungeon of the Disturbed Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up greedily ever after!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- You must be at least as high as someone taller to ride with a parent.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature adults.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- In a hidden closet at the tippy top of the Riverboat White's Scary Dwarfs, there is a mortal combat area for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the secondary queue.
- This attraction was originally called "Riverboat White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disenheartening the wait could be to young children, it was renamed Riverboat White's Scary Dwarfs.
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