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Pictured: The Rain White's Deathly Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
Rain White's Deathly Adventures
December 30, 1988
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the deathly tableux and songs from Rain White's movie. Enter the eight giants' home, the haunted guides, and the book depository of the Wicked Colonel's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up abominably ever after!
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Minimum height 33".
- Guest in front must be at least 39" (without stretching) tall.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own safety belts.
- Edna Mode was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- Because ruffians occasionally attempted to repaint the Wicked Colonel's synchronized stallion, it was replaced with a detailed message from the legal department.
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