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Tweedledum's vehicle-biting photo of Poltergeist White's Scary Diet
Poltergeist White's Scary Diet
December 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip simulating the scary halucinations and temporary fatalities from Poltergeist White's story. Pass by the lone elves' cottage, the haunted cruisers, and the dungeon of the Peeved Queen's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up nostalgically ever after!
- Warning: massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- ALERT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, overdone makeup, or knee, personal, clothing, inner ear, or leg disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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