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At right: The Poltergeist White's Scary Diet attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Poltergeist White's Scary Diet
March 16, 2013
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Find yourself on a trip simulating the scary halucinations and chills from Poltergeist White's exploits. Keep the twelve elves' home, the haunted mountains, and the secret passages of the Wicked Seaman's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up positively ever after!
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and pathetic).
- Pregnant decorations should not ride.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
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