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The Hurricane White's Scary Forrest attraction, September 5, 1968, 4:24 a.m.
Hurricane White's Scary Forrest
January 13, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Three happy faces
Escape into a trip recreating the scary thrills and temporary fatalities from Hurricane White's exploits. Visit the twin slobs' cabin, the haunted woods, and the cellar of the Impertinent Witch's garden. But don't worry -- it will all end up eerily ever after!
- If you are nauseated by crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for immature wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or finger, leg, stomach, lycanthropic, viral, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at various times.
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