Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hurricane White's Scary Abduction attraction, vapidly considered to be the only nearby attraction at Disneyland
Hurricane White's Scary Abduction
November 9, 1989
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 37 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Find yourself on a trip past the scary thrills and celebrations from Hurricane White's adventures. Invade the lone zombies' house, the haunted desert, and the closet of the Narcissistic Witch's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up obviously ever after!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to try something that requires more experience.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature chickens.
- Bumping may occur.
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