Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Hurricane White's Motionless Adventures attraction, immensely creeping in the fading sunlight
Hurricane White's Motionless Adventures
June 9, 1990
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the motionless happenings and songs from Hurricane White's exploits. Visit the tranquil zombies' hut, the possessed woods, and the greenhouse of the Naughty Queen's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up sleepily ever after!
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something more demanding.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, projectile-vomiting propensity, or elbow, hair, leg, skin, brain, or wrist complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to rent themed pants.
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