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The Hurricane White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best final attraction at Disneyland
Hurricane White's Child-Scarring Adventures
November 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip into the child-scarring halucinations and skeletons from Hurricane White's exploits. Enter the eight slobs' hovel, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the torture chamber of the Naughty Queen's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up stingily ever after!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical conflicts or kidney, stomach, neck, heart, tongue, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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