Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Chernabog's ghoul-thawing photo of Hurricane White's Child-Scarring Adventures
Hurricane White's Child-Scarring Adventures
December 7, 2002
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Escape into a trip recreating the child-scarring thrills and sounds from Hurricane White's story. Pass by the twelve slobs' cave, the deathly woods, and the cellar of the Transforming Witch's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up mightily ever after!
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may be compelled to just walk past this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too boring for wimps.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for emergency relocation from November 29 until something like January 20.
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