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Photo: The Hail White's Scary Stereotyping attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hail White's Scary Stereotyping
July 29, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Precisely five dollars
Pass through a homey queue for a trip past the scary sights and celebrations from Hail White's exploits. Visit the gigantic bachelors' cave, the haunted chaparral, and the dungeon of the Transforming Witch's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up limitlessly ever after!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 40 newtons.
- Expectant parents can send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from overdone makeup or clothing, cardiac, neck, intestinal, or inner ear problems or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary characters.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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