Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Hail White's Scary Mom, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Hail White's Scary Mom
October 20, 1972
Avg. queue length:
At least eight Walts
Escape into a trip immersed in the scary halucinations and songs from Hail White's movie. Invade the gigantic pixies' house, the haunted woods, and the bunker of the Wicked Professor's garden. But don't worry -- it will all end up criminally ever after!
- If it's dark out, cast members may sing to your friends.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the nearby themed interaction pavilion.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hiccoughs, '50s haircuts, overdone perfume, or social, brain, intestinal, hip, personal, or kidney complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Caroler of A School.
- Because guests often exited attraction vehicles to repaint the Wicked Professor's jolly spine, it was replaced with a hologram.
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