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Above: Michael Eisner's explorer-suing photo of Hail White's Jerky Adventures
Hail White's Jerky Adventures
August 19, 2000
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Find yourself on a trip recreating the jerky tableux and celebrations from Hail White's movie. Enter the lone zombies' cave, the mysterious woods, and the shed of the Disturbed Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up monstrously ever after!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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