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The Hail White's Jerky Adventures attraction at midday

Below: The Hail White's Jerky Adventures attraction at midday

Hail White's Jerky Adventures

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1981
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Five Disneys


Enjoy a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the jerky tableux and skeletons from Hail White's story. Visit the twin miners' home, the haunted woods, and the bunker of the Impertinent Witch's guest house. But don't worry -- it will all end up massively ever after!

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