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The Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
January 27, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip past the child-scarring sights and sounds from Guest White's exploits. Recall the gigantic lost boys' home, the possessed woods, and the greenhouse of the Impertinent Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up partially ever after!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters will point at you.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or tongue, brain, bowel, or intestinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at most times.
- The inaccessible areas near this attraction are favored by feral cats.
- Because teens occasionally attempted to take the Impertinent Queen's patient archaeologist, it was replaced with a banana.
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