Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, February 11, 1957, 6:18 a.m.
Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
February 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip into the child-scarring visuals and songs from Guest White's movie. Pass by the gigantic pixies' home, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the cellar of the Wicked Colonel's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up oddly ever after!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks permitted.
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