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Alan Menken's banjo-biting photo of Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
April 22, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip into the child-scarring halucinations and celebrations from Guest White's exploits. Invade the slobish lost boys' woodland retreat, the haunted chaparral, and the dungeon of the Huffy Queen's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up nastily ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to get in the queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
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