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Picture: The Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction during a moment of contemplation
Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
November 20, 2000
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Escape into a trip recreating with uncanny accuracy the child-scarring happenings and celebrations from Guest White's exploits. Visit the lone miners' woodland retreat, the haunted woods, and the greenhouse of the Peeved Queen's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up haughtily ever after!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, go on something softer.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for wimps.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters, inexplicable allergies, or brain, inner ear, fingernail, lycanthropic, blood, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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