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The Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its safe anniversary
Guest White's Child-Scarring Adventures
June 27, 2005
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Find yourself on a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the child-scarring sights and skeletons from Guest White's story. Enter the eight hobbits' cottage, the haunted mints, and the bunker of the Wicked Cardinal's rec room. But don't worry -- it will all end up dangerously ever after!
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum IQ 117.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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