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The Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning attraction as seen from the top of the grid
Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning
October 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the scary thrills and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's exploits. Invade the gross of dwarfs' cottage, the haunted fields of daisies, and the secret passages of the Road-Raging Witch's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up obviously ever after!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find surfing, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from ankle, stomach, romantic, personal, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Earthquake White's Scary Poisoning" can be scrambled to spell "Nae Saot Hr'sruhycgiso Aeptknqewii."
- Because mischief makers occasionally attempted to repaint the Road-Raging Witch's fun finger, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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