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The Earthquake White's Scary Journey attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Earthquake White's Scary Journey
December 31, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip immersed in the scary tableux and songs from Earthquake White's legend. Pass by the twelve bachelors' woodland retreat, the deathly woods, and the shed of the Wicked Maharajah's library. But don't worry -- it will all end up magically ever after!
- Warning: in the middle of a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to retirees.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects, ethical conflicts, emotional baggage, or clothing disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to have custom harnesses.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the dull initiates-only Guild 88 hideaway -- the only place in the park where liquor is free.
- Because eBay speculators often tried to grab the Wicked Maharajah's benign sphere, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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