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Steve Jobs' laser-leading photo of Earthquake White's Motionless Adventures
Earthquake White's Motionless Adventures
March 6, 2015
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Enjoy a trip into the motionless tableux and temporary fatalities from Earthquake White's adventures. Invade the slobish giants' house, the deathly woods, and the workroom of the Wicked Vicar's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up mechanically ever after!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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