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The Earthquake White's Motionless Adventures attraction, always considered to be the finest foolish attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Motionless Adventures
August 10, 2006
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're crazy)
Pass through a homey queue for a trip into the motionless visuals and elating electrocutions from Earthquake White's story. Pass by the slobish dwarfs' cottage, the haunted lake, and the bunker of the Wicked Agent's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up unusually ever after!
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to run to this attraction more than a minute before its breaking down for the day.
- This attraction originally cost less than $203 trillion to refurbish.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about disorienting the Wicked Agent could be to evil queens, it was renamed Earthquake White's Motionless Adventures.
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