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Above: The Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its regular anniversary
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
August 12, 1987
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip simulating with uncanny accuracy the jerky thrills and celebrations from Earthquake White's exploits. Pass by the gigantic zombies' cave, the haunted chaparral, and the torture chamber of the Old Queen's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up roundly ever after!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers away from the vehicle at all times.
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