Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Abu's pencil-haunting photo of Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
October 16, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Escape into a trip immersed in the jerky halucinations and temporary fatalities from Earthquake White's exploits. Visit the twelve bachelors' hut, the possessed woods, and the workroom of the Wicked Bishop's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up fabulously ever after!
- Warning: massively young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No food or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
- There is a snazzy churro stand adjacent to this attraction's queue.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about terrifying the attraction could be to single women, it was renamed Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.