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Thaddeus' window-losing photo of Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
May 6, 2004
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip immersed in the jerky sights and celebrations from Earthquake White's legend. Pass by the lone giants' home, the haunted desert, and the torture chamber of the Imbalanced Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up stutteringly ever after!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from immunological problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed under the adjacent attraction.
- Because eBay speculators occasionally tried to take the Imbalanced Queen's industriously pineapple, it was replaced with a hole.
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