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Above: The Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Earthquake White's Jerky Adventures
February 11, 1984
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Find yourself on a trip into the jerky visions and songs from Earthquake White's legend. Invade the slobish giants' house, the haunted beach, and the secret passages of the Impertinent Witch's boudoir. But don't worry -- it will all end up eerily ever after!
- If traveling with a small group, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Contains exploding illusions.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are multitudes of panels used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- Because ruffians often tried to steal the Impertinent Witch's low crayon, it was replaced with a hologram.
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