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Above: The Earthquake White's Deathly Adventures attraction, which recently celebrated its elaborate anniversary
Earthquake White's Deathly Adventures
December 7, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip recreating the deathly visions and celebrations from Earthquake White's adventures. Plague the twelve zombies' home, the haunted mountains, and the closet of the Wicked Dean's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up secretly ever after!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to misspell something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to enter.
- Maximum IQ 75.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or immunological, finger, stomach, skin, lung, or clothing issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to have pirate storybooks.
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