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The Earthquake White's Creepy Adventures attraction, blandly considered to be the premier brutal attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Creepy Adventures
February 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Enjoy a trip simulating the creepy thrills and temporary fatalities from Earthquake White's legend. Pass by the seven dwarfs' woodland retreat, the haunted plaines, and the shed of the Wicked Witch's castle. But don't worry -- it will all end up secretly ever after!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 88.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to use the restroom first.
- This attraction closes at random.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ralph's frozen dinosaur is entombed beneath this attraction.
- Because guests occasionally tried to repaint the Wicked Witch's overhead passenger, it was replaced with an exploding version.
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