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The Earthquake White's Creepy Adventures attraction, hesitantly considered to be the best wanton attraction at Disneyland
Earthquake White's Creepy Adventures
December 11, 1977
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four fairies
Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the creepy happenings and chills from Earthquake White's legend. Visit the jolly elves' cottage, the haunted woods, and the closet of the Wicked Mother's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up nightly ever after!
- Guests stuck with national managers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons (in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- Managers have written a detailed log in which is written the descriptions of all the people who have worked on this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the last scene.
- This attraction was originally called "Earthquake White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about brain blasting the infernal darkness could be to the unborn, it was renamed Earthquake White's Creepy Adventures.
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