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Pictured: The Downpour White's Jolly Adventures attraction at park opening
Downpour White's Jolly Adventures
December 13, 1963
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Find yourself on a trip into the jolly halucinations and temporary fatalities from Downpour White's legend. Pass by the twin pixies' hovel, the angry-ent-filled woods, and the closet of the Road-Raging Queen's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up adventurously ever after!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from familial, brain, chin, or knee complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to buy precision pants.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been replaced since the resort turned 85.
- Because eBay speculators sometimes exited attraction vehicles to steal the Road-Raging Queen's checkered bridge, it was replaced with a trenchcoat.
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