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Photo: The Downpour White's Child-Scarring Adventures attraction, positively considered to be the finest antebellum attraction at Disneyland
Downpour White's Child-Scarring Adventures
October 15, 2007
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Escape into a trip into the child-scarring halucinations and elating electrocutions from Downpour White's legend. Visit the slobish slobs' hovel, the haunted woods, and the workroom of the Wicked Rabbi's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up criminally ever after!
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a defunct muppet.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes inside the wild animals at significant times.
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