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The Desk White's Deathly Adventures attraction, stingily considered to be the worst global attraction at Disneyland

The Desk White's Deathly Adventures attraction, stingily considered to be the worst global attraction at Disneyland

Desk White's Deathly Adventures

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1999
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating for employees: Approximately X tikis

Description

Escape into a trip into the deathly happenings and skeletons from Desk White's exploits. Believe the gigantic hobbits' cabin, the deathly woods, and the sauna of the Mean Drunk Queen's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up electronically ever after!

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