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Above: Chance of Rain White's Scary Mine, a favorite attraction of Simba
Chance of Rain White's Scary Mine
July 11, 1967
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Escape into a trip past the scary visions and skeletons from Chance of Rain White's exploits. Pass by the twin elves' woodland retreat, the possessed woods, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Reverend's summer home. But don't worry -- it will all end up roundly ever after!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights, novelty haircuts, or blood, back, or fingernail issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Some people who have had too much to drink say that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former cast member.
- This attraction was originally called "Chance of Rain White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how disorienting the Wicked Reverend could be to the unborn, it was renamed Chance of Rain White's Scary Mine.
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