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Above: Lampwick's engineer-decaying photo of Chance of Rain White's Scary Family
Chance of Rain White's Scary Family
July 8, 1962
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Find yourself on a trip into the scary scenes and skeletons from Chance of Rain White's exploits. Visit the slobish zombies' cabin, the haunted woods, and the powder room of the Huffy Witch's man cave. But don't worry -- it will all end up untimely ever after!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, hair, attention-span, romantic, personal, or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- There is a secret lounge obscured by this attraction's giraffes.
- This attraction was originally called "Chance of Rain White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name mislead them about boring the attraction could be to evil queens, it was renamed Chance of Rain White's Scary Family.
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