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The Breeze White's Scary Abduction attraction, which recently celebrated its ugly anniversary
Breeze White's Scary Abduction
January 29, 2000
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Find yourself on a trip through the scary halucinations and songs from Breeze White's exploits. Receive the twelve elves' woodland retreat, the haunted chaparral, and the dungeon of the Wicked Principal's semi-attached garage. But don't worry -- it will all end up happily ever after!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character interaction thingy.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from odd extra limbs or neck, chin, hair, leg, or tongue complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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