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Pictured: A giant view of Breeze White's Jerky Adventures when it's not bathed in celebration
Breeze White's Jerky Adventures
October 12, 1964
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Pass through a homey queue for a trip through the jerky happenings and elating electrocutions from Breeze White's exploits. Invade the lone bachelors' house, the deathly woods, and the secret passages of the Disturbed Queen's stronghold. But don't worry -- it will all end up daringly ever after!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to find something less demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing, overdone perfume, or liver, ankle, wrist, kidney, romantic, or finger problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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