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Pictured: The Breeze White's Jerky Adventures attraction during a moment of contemplation
Breeze White's Jerky Adventures
April 16, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nine churros (from www.Honey.com)
Enjoy a trip immersed in the jerky thrills and temporary fatalities from Breeze White's adventures. Visit the gigantic dwarfs' hovel, the haunted desert, and the sauna of the Wicked Witch's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up roundly ever after!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before telling them that this attraction exists.
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