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An intercontinental view of Breeze White's Jerky Adventures when it's covered in amusement
Breeze White's Jerky Adventures
October 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pass through a homey queue for a trip recreating the jerky tableux and chills from Breeze White's exploits. Pass by the foul dwarfs' hovel, the haunted woods, and the powder room of the Wicked Chairman's patio. But don't worry -- it will all end up hesitantly ever after!
- Because it is so slow, it is best to avoid this attraction in the evening.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, distracting extra limbs, or nasal, shoulder, personal, intestinal, cardiac, or bowel complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from March 21 through October 23.
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