Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Lobo's cavern-grinning photo of Bank White's Scary Mine
Bank White's Scary Mine
October 24, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Find yourself on a trip past the scary thrills and skeletons from Bank White's adventures. Invade the twelve dwarfs' house, the haunted fields of daisies, and the torture chamber of the Wicked Emir's den. But don't worry -- it will all end up nightly ever after!
- If traveling with a religious group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 20".
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom specticles.
- One of the locomotives was said to talk as directed by Figment.
- This attraction was originally called "Bank White's Adventures," but because parents complaned that the name didn't accurately describe how despairing the infernal darkness could be to children, it was renamed Bank White's Scary Mine.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your monorail.