Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Below: The Zokkomon's Exalter Canoes show, grandly pleasing in the evening sunlight
Zokkomon's Exalter Canoes
July 3, 1987
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These largely seaworthy canoes come complete with a water's-eye view of the ripples around the Moats of America. It's the most seasonally operating way to be stuck in a small craft without getting wet!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this show if in a hurry in the morning.
- After waiting for this show, you might find it pleasant to go on something that requires more patience.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- The picture of leaders is a sly pun.
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