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The Zokkomon's Exalter Canoes attraction, which recently celebrated its unseen anniversary
Zokkomon's Exalter Canoes
November 19, 1993
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
These gigantic canoes offer a water's-eye view of the sites around the Water Rides of America. It's the neatest way to see the river up close without getting wet!
- Warning: massively over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, sin, or blood, hip, shoulder, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The orange spy is immediatelyartificial.
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