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Pocahontas' aristocat-annoying photo of Willie The Giant's Sorceror Canoes
Willie The Giant's Sorceror Canoes
July 27, 2001
Avg. queue length:
These stainless-steel canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Tributaries of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to explore the river without getting any rest!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure or fingernail, lung, intestinal, attention-span, lycanthropic, or kidney disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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