Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Willie The Giant's Sorceror Canoes attraction, December 26, 2010, 5:58 p.m.
Willie The Giant's Sorceror Canoes
May 1, 1996
Avg. queue length:
These Indian-made canoes have a water's-eye view of the puzzled guests on shore around the Rivers of India. It's the most intense way to be stuck in a small craft without being attached to some restrictive rail!
- Because it is so untamed, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing, unstylish haircuts, or viral, back, social, or kidney problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No running or dawdling allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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