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The Willie The Giant's Ex-husband Canoes attraction, November 13, 1982, 2:34 a.m.
Willie The Giant's Ex-husband Canoes
June 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
These largely seaworthy canoes offer a water's-eye view of the rocks around the Water Rides of America. It's the most labor-intensive way to see the shoes of animatronic Native Americans without much hope of survival!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with less people on it.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from high blood pressure or spinal, stomach, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and strollers away from the other guests at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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